Princess Banana Pants Gets An Ear

"NO F*** Me Pumps". Honestly.

2010-02-03T11:25:00.000-08:00

Okay, this is hilarious: the actual dress code requirements for Pi Phi’s Cornell chapter. Now, as a Canadian who lived in the US for almost seven years and with my fair share of sorority sister girlfriends, I can actually believe that this shiz is for real.

I especially love the rule about booties: "Booties ok if you can pull them off, aka probably not." (All kidding aside, that's probably a solid rule to abide by.)

Who doesn't like laughing? Seriously?!

2010-02-01T08:08:00.000-08:00

This website is the source of all comic relief in my life. Well, not really, but it's pretty damn funny. And a co-worker forwarded today's quote of the day to me and I just have to share it with you.

(Oh, and as an aside, as you sit there laughing your a** off, imagine wrapping your freezing "F, Halifax is Cold in the Winter" legs up in these puppies.)

A Lilly Retrospective

2010-01-27T09:26:00.001-08:00

Oh, summer, where are you?

2010-01-12T07:00:00.000-08:00

Well, it's with embarassment that I make this latest entry. I have officially committed the numero uno blogger sin of not updating....for over a month. Please forgive me. And let's move on to more important things.

First, I have an update on our dear lil' Ryan. Our surgery date remains booked for September 24, 2010, and I've booked a place in West Hollywood for the first week of our stay and we're planning to move out to the beaches for the remainder. The juggernut that remains is our insurance coverage. I mean, we're going ahead with this regardless, but, seeing as there is no "reasonable alternative" available in Canada, one would expect that MSI would cover the costs, right? Nooooo. That would of course be too much to expect. We've done everything they've asked and submitted letters from every single member of Ryan's medical team in support of this surgery yet the still are asking us to jump through more and more hoops. Fine. We march on. Keep you posted on that.

On another note, we had Ryan's CT scan redone in the hopes that she has literally grown into a candidate for atresia repair too. We should now the results of that soon. She was such a champ--we didn't even need to sedate her which was a major stressor for me.

That's the formal "important things" update but now, of course, I need to throw out a discussion on the very important issue of MTV's Jersey Shore. Um, WOW is pretty much all I can say (and honestly?? Only do people pose like that in Jersey, is all I can say.). I'll let a more credible source than myself do a thorough run-down of the best recent catch phrases from the show (below) but I simply must confirm that I'll be integrating Vinny's GTL theorem (you know, gym, tanning, laundry) into my day-to-day vocab. Watch out people.

10. "Vinny knows that I'm pretty much the man of the house and not to push it too far or I'm gonna, you know, throw him in the trunk." —Mike "the Situation"
This quote is a perfect example of the Situation's bark being much worse than his bite. In an interview with the producers, he mock threatens to pull a page out of the Goodfellas handbook if his roommate Vinny gets handsy with his little sister. However, when the two were actually in the same room together, the Situation seemed pretty cool with Vinny playing her escort at Karma for the evening.

9. "She's Mike without a six-pack." —Pauly D
Fortunately for the Situation, once Vinny saw that his potential hookup looked almost exactly like Sleazeside's most notorious Lothario, his desire to creep on her sunk to depths we haven't seen since he got pinkeye.

8. "When we're out on the battlefield, I'm like the first strike." —the Situation
There are many thousands of things that we admire about the Situation, but one of the more prominent is his ability to break out war metaphors when discussing hookup scenarios. We neglected to include his awesome grenade metaphor in our recap a few weeks back, but we won't make the same mistake this time. This line came when the Situation and the rest of the cast members rolled into Karma looking to creep, and Mike aptly described himself as a Navy SEAL of the dance floor. Bravo!

7. "Is that fake Louis Vuitton? What is that, a sundress? 'Cause I never seen [bleep]. I think my grandma wears that." —Sammi "Sweetheart"
Oh, Sammi! If it weren't for your incessant smack-talking, our boy Ron Ron wouldn't have had to engage in fisticuffs with a drunken Jersey lout as a means of defending your honor. Still, we thought that the insults she hurled at said lout's trash-bag girlfriend were quite funny, even if we couldn't quite figure out what it was that MTV bleeped out. Were any of you juiceheads able to decipher it?

6. "Unbelievable, huh, Snooks? It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women." —Pauly D
Truth!

5. "Listen, let's go back to the house and get some pizza." —the Situation
Mike, Mike, Mike. Don't you know that you're going to attract a herd of hippos when you use lines like that to lure women back to the beach house? Still, we can't really blame the Situation for using this as a pickup line; he hasn't gotten any action in the last few episodes, so his desperation is (temporarily) forgiven.

4. "I understand where she's coming from 'cause I just got hit in the face by a guy." —Snooki
You gotta love our gal Shnickers Snooks standing up for not only her gal Sammi "Sweetheart," but for victims of domestic violence everywhere. Empathy!

3. "Gym, tanning, laundry. You know, that's how they, like, make the guidos." —Vinny
Until last night, we would've gone to our grave arguing that Pythagoras came up with the coolest equation of all time. However, Vinny's innovative GTL theorem is destined to be taught in schools all across this great nation of ours for years and years to come.

2. "He fuckin' said your feet's like fuckin' Fred Flintstone. Fuck you, you fuckin' bastard." —Sammi "Sweetheart"
So much drama in the LBC! Last night, the budding relationship between Ron Ron and Sammi "Sweetheart" almost crumbled on multiple occasions. The first such instance came during a drunken minivan ride back home from Karma when Ronnie made the fatal error of making fun of Sammi's doorstop-size big toe. C'mon, Sammi, we're sure it can't be any worse than Megan Fox's thumbs! Then again, these kind of innocuous arguments are bound to arise when two stumpy bastards have a bit too much Ron Ron juice to drink. Fortunately, Ronnie proved himself to be the real "Sweetheart" in this relationship when he offered to suck on her big toe if it would make his girl feel better. Now that's chivalry, people.

1. "I necessarily didn't want to bring back any zoo creatures whatsoever. These broads probably smelled the food at the house." —the Situation
Even though the Situation is in the midst of an unprecedented dry streak, his ability to turn a phrase remains unrivaled. Zoo creatures! As we do at this time every week, we bow to the Situation's unparalleled awesomeness.

A Sneak Peak at Me

2009-12-01T17:16:00.000-08:00

Wow. I just came across the most amazing blog written by Janis, Austin's mum. Austin, now two years old, was born a little early--36 weeks--and was diagnosed with Branchio-Oto-Renal (Melnick-Fraser) syndrome and deals with microtia, hemifacial microsomia, and hearing impairment, like Ryan, and also GERD, dysphagia, chronic lung disease, obstructive sleep apnea and macrocephaly.

Now, lemme tell you, this mum rocks. Her attitude is spot on. Come on, she has a tag called "People Who Get It"! I love this girl. I mean, it's hard for me to pick just one at this point, but this has got to be the best blog post of all time. Janis: I can relate! Hug, kiss, kiss, hug (um, is that weird?? Oh, I don't even care..baaaa).

Also, filed under the alternative "People Who Don't Get It" (again, love), I found a freakishly comforting and familiar post that pretty much explains what I am going through right now, as we embark on our lovely little dance with doctors and insurance providers. Yup, welcome to our world, eh? A world made a little more special by the our babes who just needs a little somethin' extra, like Austin and Ryan.

So, a huge good luck to you, Janis. I look forward to sneaking a peak more often.

Oh, yeah, everyone, PS: Vote for Janis and her blog in the 2nd Annual People's HealthBlogger Awards. She's currently ranked 10th and competition closes December 15th!

Don't drink the crewlade

2009-11-29T16:11:00.000-08:00

This post is dedicated to my one and only, Kate M., who is the only living, breathing being who shares my utter obsessive love of the Crew. No, not 2 Live, numb you-know-whats, J Crew (ah, yeah, if you didn't know that, you needn't read any further or ya'll just think me even more crazy).

This is strictly a hijacked post, too, from J Crew Aficionado, who writes:

GigiofCa (check out her great blog: Gigi's Gone Shopping) has one of *the best* J.Crew posts I have seen. What is it about? J.Crew-centric vocabulary.

The following is a portion of the words she has listed over at her blog (click here to read the "Crewlang - The Vocab List" post in its entirety):

B&M –brick & mortar store as opposed to online.

Crewazy –Pretty much self explanatory but we’ll use it in a sentence: “Me no likey at all...the price is crewazy!!!!!”

Crewfit –Should be clear, but here is a sentence: "What's your crewfit today?"

Crewlade –This may be the most serious of them all. The mixer of vaporous crewlade batches is unknown. Is it the marketing & graphic design departments of J Crew? PR? Is it…is it…us? --*gasp* -- the bloggers and blog visitors who incessantly discuss the merch to the point of memorization? FYI, inhalers rarely have control over this stuff. Do your best not to hit it too hard. It's dangerous! You usually don't come down until you get back home or the credit card bill arrives.

"I had to do some returns the other day, and just kept whispering my breath, as I stared lustfully at the Chandelier Necklace, "Don't drink the Crewlade! Don't drink the Crewlade!"

Note: Crewlade causes a temporary high, lapse in judgment and creates a kaleidoscope effect where 95% of the J Crew merchandise looks good. When under the influence it all looks good on you. Yes you need that atomic necklace. Isn’t it pretty? Can’t you see it with the glazed pecan card? Ooooohh yeaaahhh and hey…it’s on sale!

Crewless –When you know more about the item than the SA.

Crewmorse –A feeling you have after regretting a purchase.

Crewpon –You reach into your mailbox. It’s not a flyer. It's not a bill. It's a beautiful little envelope from J Crew containing a discount coupon card. Known to cause haterade (see below) in those that don’t receive these rare, random goodies. The April 2009 25% crewpon was also known as the Mickey card.

Crewsade –When you have to make a serious effort to search for a specific J Crew item, often further galvanized by a crew-less SA or two.

Crewsewear –When you use an upcoming vacation as justification for spending way too much money at J Crew.

Crewsin –This can be a legitimately planned trip, a visit to make an exchange (yeah, right) or a drive by (you have no business being there). "I went crewsin through my local jcrew."

Uncrewsual punishment –When an item you have been stalking online suddenly sells out and you get the dreaded red message!

Faux Rent –When you love an item, but don’t necessarily want to own it. Or at least figure you won’t wear it enough to warrant a purchase. The alternative is to visit it in b&m while it’s in stock.

JCA1 –What did you do today?
JCA2 –Oh, I stopped by J.Crew to see the gallery hobo. It’s still faux rent at Westfield Centre.

FS –Final Sale. J.Crew is one of the few retailers still torturing customers with this practice.
JCA –J.Crew Aficionada, visit Alexis's blog here.

J’Crewlet (Jhay-croo-lay) –J.Crew Factory Store. Sounds suuuper fancy, like Tarjay. We all know the merch is hit or miss. Boo.

Popback –Items on J Crew’s website that randomly show up in the sale section. You thought you missed out, but LOOK! There’s your size. Right now. Good luck. (*snickers*) Now...let’s use it in a sentence. At least that's a sure thing.

JCA1 –*gasps* How did you find a golden roses jacket?
JCA2 –Girl, it was a popback. I am so lucky! Hope it ships!

Ride along –Wikipedia: "an arrangement for a civilian to spend a shift in the passenger seat of a police car, observing the work day of a police officer." Same idea, revised for retail --> An arrangement for a questionable item to spend time in the shipping box of an online order, in order to qualify for an online promo. The purchaser is most certain that she is likely return this item, only to find – upon receipt – that it is one of the best in the box. Surprise!

In keeping with the theme of JOY

2009-11-26T09:07:00.001-08:00

Here are two things that made me smile. One, an idea, and another, an image. They're beeeee-u-ti-ful!

Every day for 100 days, Rachel Berger chose a color swatch at random from a bag, and wrote a short piece (like a prose haiku) inspired by it. I love how it exposes all the random connections that color and language form in our tangled brains.

Purely and simply, queenalicious.

The Doghouse

2009-11-25T07:38:00.000-08:00

I love this. And if you think it's sexist, you need to darn well lighten up.

The idea behind this last year was that men who gave their wives lame holiday gifts, such as vacuum cleaners, were dropped down a rabbit hole called the doghouse to be judged by a jury of scathing, scorned wives. The campaign racked up millions of views in its quest to promote JC Penney's jewelry department -- jewelry, of course, being the ticket out of the doghouse.

This year, it's "Return of the Doghouse" (above). JC Penney again tapped with Saatchi & Saatchi for the video creative, which is blessedly down from four minutes and 45 seconds to two minutes and 55 seconds, and North Kingdom for the website, where, per a JC Penney statement, visitors can "build a case against their bad gift giver filled with written statements and imported photos, videos and witness testimony as evidence of the bad gift-giving. Each case file will be compiled into a trial movie and given its own web address, allowing users to share (can be e-mailed or posted to MySpace and Facebook) the link with friends." Razorfish handled online media buying and planning. (From Ad Age)

Oprah's..oops, I mean CHRISTINE's Favorite Things

2009-11-24T04:56:00.000-08:00

Really 'doh. Here they be. Gift 'em, give em', buy 'em for yourself. All worthy of a shout out:

1. "Thank You" note cards (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34192506). Could you honestly say it any better than this? No.

2. Leggings
For Rainbow Bright-like saturation: http://www.welovecolours.com/
For opaque-y's (and if you want to burn the bank...those cashmere puppies from Donna Karan puppies cost a mere $495): http://www.saks.com/
And if you crazy (ahem, Tara Keleher...think leather-like leggings, etc.), check out http://www.americanapparel.com/

3. Old school sweats...everyday
While some may categorize this look (bottom photo), worn by Chloe's designer Hannah MacGibbon, as, simply, one haute mess, check out http://www.jcrew.com/ for the best vintage-y feeling sweats (top photo). I have these and they're rant-worthy. And no, you don't have to wear them like dear ol' Hannah does.

4. Flat boots with opaque mid-thigh socks (love!)
J Crew makes the best knee-highs and Hot Sox and http://www.sockdreams.com/ make fabu over-the-knee-ers:

5. Anything monogrammed or personalized
I mean, come on. You should know me by now. At least I didn't make this number one. And, instead of the predictable monogrammed polo (groan, yes, I know you are), when you come to my house and need to light up your...well, whatever...you can leave with these fantastical matches from http://www.foryourparty.com/. (No, I don't live at 6 Rue Ponteves. Sigh, dream):

But who's the grinch?

2009-11-18T05:30:00.000-08:00

Everytime I watch this, I smile. But I always wonder: who's the crank who doesn't play nice in the sandbox with the rest of the kiddies?

Does anyone else think this is wrong?

2009-11-16T09:03:00.000-08:00

Because we can all be a tool, er, NEED a tool sometimes...

2009-11-12T17:08:00.000-08:00

These super handy cheat sheets can be a lifesaver when you're in a hurry or just need sometime to help you get life reorganized: http://www.mommytracked.com/downloads

As they say, the line between order and chaos in a mum's world is an increasingly fine one.

Help is on the way, sista.

"Like bamboo or sunlight, it will never run out."

2009-11-10T05:30:00.000-08:00

Okay, I have found my absolute soulmate via another blogger and a new time consuming obsession. The Aesthetics of Joy (http://aestheticsofjoy.com/) "explores the intersection between design and positive emotion", two things I of course l-o-v-e. As Ingrid Fetell puts it, it is about tapping into this renewable resource of emotion to seek out and design objects and experiences that are emotionally sustainable: pleasurable not just on the first encounter, but for the long term. By identifying the elements—aesthetic, sensory, and cognitive—that trigger joy, the author's goal is to suggest a way for design to foster a healthier culture of consumption, based on relationships between people and objects that are meaningful and rewarding.

This is what else she has to say about "joy" (um, can you say YES!):

Joy is a very particular emotion. It’s not just happiness, which is too vague and encompassing a positive feeling. It’s not contentment, with its snug, muted warmth, but it’s also not spine-tingling ecstasy, nor is it the zen-like feeling we call bliss. Joy inhabits that ineluctable space between wonder and pleasure, neighboring delight, but somehow more profound. Joy is momentary, but not temporary. Surprising, but not necessarily in a spectacular way. It is personal but at the same time universal, an essential emotion that renews and uplifts the human psyche.

Joy’s defining feature is that it is renewable. The first day of spring is always joyful. So is Christmastime. So is blowing bubbles or hearing your favorite song or flying above the clouds. Joy is the renewable resource of positive emotions. Like bamboo or sunlight, it will never run out.

There you go. Oh happy day.

Walken love

2009-11-05T16:01:00.000-08:00

For the love of one Gaga, I simply had to post this homage to the queen of fantabulousness:

Think...before you speak

2009-11-05T06:27:00.000-08:00

photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said ‘I love your pictures - they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’ He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: ‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.’
— Sam Haskins (via simko) (via rachellehruska)

How bang on is this? How many times has someone said something to you, meaning it to be a compliment, and it is so completely and utterly an insult that you can't even imagine how they thought they were being nice! My personal favorite is "WOW! You've lost so much weight!" I mean, was I a huge, fat cow before? And, since I haven't shed any of that extra padding you reference, am I still a big fat cow, just in a more slimming outfit than last time I saw you? I mean, come on, people.

Here's the rule of thumb, ok? Don't say it if there is ANY chance it could me misconstrued. Capiche?

PS - Dad, as much as I love you....you are the guiltiest of all. "What did you do with your hair?" can be rephrased a wee bit better.

Warning: Self-indulgent beauty post below

2009-10-28T10:22:00.000-07:00

While visiting my amazingly fashionable and free (read: sans children) American girlfriends a few weeks ago, I came across this cool looking little tub peaking out at me among the ridiculously-expensive-yet-indispensible-mass of beauty products that tend to accumulate on any female's bathroom counter (until you have kids, at which time said counter topples with Dora toothpaste and Mermaid hairbrushes). Intrigued by the deliciousness of it all, I inquired: it was the new Simply Ageless sculpting blush by CoverGirl & Olay, and the shade (220) is THE BEST.

Olay Renegerist Serum is swirled into the cream blush which gives it an amazingly smooth texture; it goes on super easily with a sheer dewy finish. Genius.

Oink oink

2009-10-27T11:33:00.000-07:00

As a mum of two kids under the age of three, I am SO confused about this H1N1 stuff. Do I get the shot for them or not?! There is so much conflicting information out there and senseless amounts of "on one hand/on the other hand" banter.

Now, seeing as I work with the media on an ongoing basis, I am always a bit skeptical as to the truthfulness of what they write (let's get real people: most media stories are pitched by people like me, after all). Regardless, there's an interesting piece in Maclean's that can be found here: http://www2.macleans.ca/2009/10/19/swine-flu-fiasco/2/.

Regardless, if vaccines aren't 100% safe, why risk them, you (I) ask?

Apparently, approved vaccines -- including the H1N1 vaccine -- are calculated to be much, much less risky than the diseases they prevent. For example, out of every million people who get a flu shot, one or two will get a serious neurological reaction called Guillain-Barre syndrome (GBS).

But flu itself causes serious problems, including GBS, in far more than two in a million cases. And since a large proportion of the population will get swine flu, the vaccine risk is far smaller than the disease risk.

According to some interesting info from webMD, in clinical trials, 10,000 to 15,000 children and adults have received various manufacturers' brands of the H1N1 vaccine. Nothing serious happened to any of them.

My concern lies with the fact that clinical trials cannot detect something bad that happens to one or two out of every 100,000 people vaccinated. Right?

I guess all I can do is read, read, read. What do you think?

A little post-gobble gobble brilliance

2009-10-13T10:07:00.000-07:00

Happy belated Thanksgiving everyone, and happy Columbus Day to all of my American peeps. This past weekend, I spent some requisite time thinking about the things I'm grateful for, as many of you surely did too, and obviously therefore spent some quality time thinking about LA.

One thing Josh and I have learned as we work our way through the challenges associated with Ryan's microtia and atresia (M&A, I think I'll call it from here on in...oh, that's good, like mergers and acquisitions, except 'microtia and acquisitions...of a new ear') is to have a fantastic sense of humour and a kick-ass attitude. I love it when I meet people with the same approach--to anything, really--and when I was forwarded this video, I just had to share.

Talk about injecting a little fun, eh? Don't get me wrong: world peace and save the whales are important, of course. But let's have some F-U-N people. Lighten up and enjoy:

To tote or not to tote

2009-10-10T08:20:00.000-07:00

Every few months, I get the urge to add to my canvas tote bag collection. Yeah, I know, some of you may be thinking what can look more uncool, more unhip than this (well, this woman, specifically):

Regardless, I refuse to ignore my urge to carry this ultimate prepster carry-all. (In fact, this love for collar's up living is something I must of course revisit in posts to come.)

"What in the world?" you may be thinking. "Doesn't this busy mumma have anything better to do with her time?!" Well, yes, this may be a materialistic and....how, do you say....immaterial way to pass some time. Perhaps. But I do. So there. And, every time I reach this monumental crossroads of decision making, I am faced with the "LL Bean versus Lands' End" conundrum. But, folks, never fear. I have finally, after many years, hung my hat in one corner: Lands' End it is.

Here's the background: I loaded up in May with an entire family of navy, monogrammed LL Bean totes. Love em? Yup. But, things get lost in those vast bottomless pits of sacks. No pockets, no dividers, no nuthin'. Nada, zip, whole lotta zilch. And, with two kids in tow, it reeeally helps to have some pockets, inside and out to divvy up all the shiz, understandably.

So, a few weeks ago, I decided to begin imposing my addiction on my non-conforming girlfriends, beginning with the always fashionable, new mum about town, Ally G. I up and ordered dear Allster a fancy schmancy, 'G' monogrammed, winter violet tote from Lands' End. Well, harumph! It arrived in all its beauty, with a TON of inside and outside pockets. All different sizes and shapes, a mummy's dream. Above and beyond the ever-unfashionable diaper bag, if I may say so myself.

So, the seemingly never-ending internal struggle is put to bed for good. Until, of course, I find my next self-imposed, pain-inflicting fashion-based decision-making conflict. Stay tuned.

Off to the Mermaid Kingdom

2009-10-09T08:43:00.000-07:00

I know we're still a year away, but we've been in throughs of planning for this trip for a couple of weeks now. I received an email from Dr. Reinisch in LA last night and he sent to me some recent before and after shots and some video of recent procedures. Thought I'd share them with you, it's amazing. We're so lucky! I haven't yet talked with Ryan about her getting a "big girl ear" since she's never brought it up with us. I don't think she even realizes that she has a small ear, actually. Last night, when we were getting ready for bed, she was playing with a little toy airplane and I said "you and daddy and I are going to go on an airplane to Los Angeles!" Her reply was "are we going to go to the mermaid kingdom?!!?" And, you know, for now that's just good enough for me. Yes, we ARE going to the mermaid kingdom, sweetheart. I guess I'll just let it play out and wait for the most appropriate time. Anywho, enjoy the pics and video, and have a happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving!

Now THAT'S a potluck.

2009-10-08T12:43:00.001-07:00

As I wind my way through my busy day, working full time at a local ad agency (fabulosity is the only word to describe it, btw, http://www.extremegroup.com/), shuffling kids here and fro, making tea sandwiches with no crusts, saving the world one good deed at a time (um....), I begin thinking about how necessary the four day work week is for working mums. I mean, this four day week thing is my vice, my light at the end of the tunnel, my raison d'etre (in addition to the deliciousness of, ahem, Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc, http://www.kimcrawfordwines.co.nz/our-wines/regional-blends.php, of course). So, I get to wondering...what are other people's vices?

Check it out (especially you, Deans). The answer herein lies, apparently. John and Tammy, is that what you're doing over there?

Pot-Smoking Parents: cookiemag.com

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Spinach salad, dressing and insurance coverage on the side, please!

2009-10-07T08:17:00.001-07:00

Yesterday, we had our referral letter for insurance coverage submitted to MSI. Now we have to wait and see if they will cover the costs of Ryan's surgery. It's not going to be cheap: we have to travel to LA to see Dr. John Reinisch (http://www.csmc.edu/14938.html) to have the surgery done as there are no pediatric plastic surgeons in Canada who do Medpor implants (see video at http://healthcorner.walgreens.com/feature.php?f=x&s=microtia). Hopefully we'll receive good news soon...

Who is Princess Banana Pants, you ask??

2009-10-07T06:27:00.000-07:00

Ryan - aka Princess Banana Pants (PBP) - is a hoot of a girl. Our "girlie" as we call her, loves Dora (http://www.nickjr.com/shows/dora/index.jhtml) (groan, why can't she love The City, http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/the-city/series.jhtml ?), mermaids, polka dots, girlie cakes (long story, cookies and treats), and her little sister Sara Rose.

We (meaning myself, my husband Josh, the ever fabulous Sara Rose and quite possibly the sassiest yorkie ever, Molly Ambrocius the First) live in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Josh and I met in law school, in New York (where he is from), lived and worked in NYC for a number of years and moved to Halifax (where I grew up) in 2004. We've been married since September 2004. Along came Ryan in 2007 and SR in 2008. The rest is history.

We have a cast of characters you'll be introduced to over the course of this relationship. There's Grampy Bob and Nanny; Nanny Mimi and Grampy Jim; Aunt Jana and Uncle Rob; Uncle Kevin; Aunt Tori and "the wannabe Uncle" Don; Teedle the Bed Bug Beedle, Auntie Ryan Murphy, Aunt "Kiki and the Santimaws" and numerous other friends and family along the way.

Oh, and the stories....this is gonna keep everyone busy.