"NO F*** Me Pumps". Honestly.

Okay, this is hilarious: the actual dress code requirements for Pi Phi’s Cornell chapter. Now, as a Canadian who lived in the US for almost seven years and with my fair share of sorority sister girlfriends, I can actually believe that this shiz is for real.

I especially love the rule about booties: "Booties ok if you can pull them off, aka probably not." (All kidding aside, that's probably a solid rule to abide by.)

Who doesn't like laughing? Seriously?!

This website is the source of all comic relief in my life. Well, not really, but it's pretty damn funny. And a co-worker forwarded today's quote of the day to me and I just have to share it with you.

(Oh, and as an aside, as you sit there laughing your a** off, imagine wrapping your freezing "F, Halifax is Cold in the Winter" legs up in these puppies.)